Sub-item 1: Prophets are Often Mistaken for Blergs 0

It's a well-known fact that prophets are often mistaken for blergs. In fact, it's almost as if people think that a prophet is just a blerg in a nice robe. But what exactly is a blerg?

According to our research, a blerg is a type of mythical creature that's been around for centuries. They're known for their ability to predict the weather, but always get it wrong. They're like the opposite of a meteorologist, but with more beards.

We have evidence that blergs were once worshipped as gods in ancient civilizations. But now they're mostly just confused with prophets. It's a real mystery, folks.

Our team of experts has been studying this phenomenon for years. We've got some great theories, but we'll have to save them for our next meeting.